I'm actually a panda

Im a dude

I've had a 3 way with two SW members 💅🏻

When I was 6ish, I was to afraid to go in the bathroom at night. So I'd sneak in the living room and pee in a can.

I watched an 18 when I was only 17 and half :(

I enjoy pineapple on my pizza but only with hot peppers to accompany it

I'm not really Elvis. Thank you, thank you very much.

My chest is guarded, and probably not worth the risk 😊

I can't tell. It's a secret.

I'm not a real life owl... 😭😭😭

I will never speak of it.

When I first arrived on Earth, I was very surprised to learn that my research had betrayed me. I had used my ship's computer to overlay a personality template over my own personality, so that I would blend in with what my research told me was the dominant civilization on the planet. Sadly, my research was 120 years out of date.

I can't think of any. Hey, I'm only as sick as my secret!

I have balls and I'm secretly a dude. 😩

I have 9 lives so I must be a cat irl

Currently, I don't have anything on my chest, not even a shirt

Nothing.. i don't have any anymore..

I'm not an American!😌

I crack open walnuts with my butt cheeks.

A Secret Band Aid.

I am dead gorgeous
Ah

Ah now I feel better, big burden off my shoulder

Silly robot! If I get it off my chest it won't be secret anymore.

Nice try, fed.