Yet again, this should be my life.

And as a New Yorker, I can confidently say that most of my fellow New Yorkers would barely notice her. 😅

Don’t be hard on yourself; we all choose the wrong path on occasion.

My question is why would they detain this heroic figure? We ask ourselves why we have a lack of heroes in the world. This heroine shows up in our lives and we set the police upon her. This is why we lack heroes.

So inspirational

Just trying to bring some happiness to people.

This could be The Sign I've been praying for -

I often say this about news, but I never meant it. But still: it wasn't me. Promise.

Reminds me of the time I won a giant chocolate Easter egg in a bar raffle and then spent the rest of the night drunkenly trying to give people pieces of it.

...no one wanted it. 😂

Not all heros wear capes but they definitely hand out chocolate 🫴🏽

You should so do this.

Detained for spreading joy

Sounds like an adventure.

What was her crime?

So that’s the pinnacle of success for you?

... naked... 🤷🏻‍♂

Sounds like something FL man would do

What is stopping you?

I'll take gold coins and let you feed the horse. Yum yum. 🙂‍↔

Was it the horse or the coins that did it?

😑Cops are so uncool