When you've been on EP/SW so long you can spot a catfish on their first post...

Hi I’m new Here…. I’m 19 and look like a supermodel and I’m down for anything.

I never reply to those, mostly because once I see the age and gender, I already know their comments are flooded with men in their 30's - 50's. Lol

I don't do it for men either, for that matter, but women profiles tend to do this more than men profiles.

Hi, I'm new here

My original intro was going to be:

Hello. I’m bald. Got some fluffiness. Here to find people who want to join my inner circle and take over the world on gif at a time.

Specifically so people knew I was awesome.

I like how passionate they've become. They want love and monogamy now. I saw someone suggest the change was due to rising competition from AI chatbots.

Hey BB I'm new here and a prince from a far away land please respond to pm

Same. 🤦🏼‍♀

I notice that. Quite often the people welcoming are long standing users and I think surely they can spot this. Maybe they do, and just enjoy playing along.

Usually I know before doing a search, but I still do for confirmation before welcoming them with the SW welcome dance.

haha

"Hi I'm gorgeous, barely legal, loved to be spanked and need friends"

Facts 🫪

Exactly

Hello I am new here! I am a horny 21 year old woman with a sexy profile pic. Looking to chat to women only!

I'll be I've posted that 100 times on SW.

Morning foxie

I won’t speak to anyone with the “New” badge, cause…you know, they’re new.
Once they lose it, maybe we can talk

My God, what is this world coming to?

It’s a learned skill…

More often than not, it’s just so obvious. 🤦‍♀

😄 🤣