Has to be Hawaii. With a fierce pedigree including Kamehameha (Hawaiian name: Kalani Paiʻea Wohi o Kaleikini Kealiʻikui Kamehameha o ʻIolani i Kaiwikapu kauʻi Ka Liholiho Kūnuiākea) the son of the then chief and future ruler of Hawaii, he was present at the battle where Cook died and was said to have shown great skill and valor. Other states would have no chance against the law of the splintered paddle.
@TanukiFrolic Yeah I remember reading that a Florida man got arrested, got out of jail, maybe twice for DUI or being drunk/high on drugs and then got arrested a third time for
Climbing and hanging from a street light pole and throwing his poop at passing cars for 45 minutes...
I was just impressed that someone could free climb those metal light poles, and to be athletic enough to hang out for 45 mins... that by itself is impressive, much less being out of you kind, multitasking and throwing stuff.
That guy could be a great athlete if he can stay off the drugs.
California. We have all the Superhero stunt men and special effects. And if that doesn't work, we'll just buy the other state with the 5th largest economy on the planet..
