Gladiator type contest between all U.S states ?!

So who (what state) would win? Every state choose one person as a representative, and they fight 1-on-1 in a gladiator type contest, to the death.

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sstronaut

Florida, they crazy stuff they have to live with...

That's why the Florida man stories are around.

That, or whatever state Jon Jones is fighting for.

TanukiFrolic · 22-25, M

@sstronaut yeah, they'd probably get a foot broken and they'd continue fighting like nothing happened

sstronaut

@TanukiFrolic Yeah what other state deals often with gators, snakes, tourist and everyone grandparents.

I mean you can't discount Alaska, Texas and the crazy outdoors states... but Florida should be well more well rounded, with technology, and wild random stuff.

TanukiFrolic · 22-25, M

@sstronaut honestly when I was writing this question, I was thinking of Florida too. They have the 'Florida man' reputation for a reason.

sstronaut

@TanukiFrolic Yeah I remember reading that a Florida man got arrested, got out of jail, maybe twice for DUI or being drunk/high on drugs and then got arrested a third time for

Climbing and hanging from a street light pole and throwing his poop at passing cars for 45 minutes...

I was just impressed that someone could free climb those metal light poles, and to be athletic enough to hang out for 45 mins... that by itself is impressive, much less being out of you kind, multitasking and throwing stuff.

That guy could be a great athlete if he can stay off the drugs.

TanukiFrolic · 22-25, M

@sstronaut I think I heard about the poop throwing thing too