Nearly shat myself Made the mistake of taking laxatives too close to church time. Nearly brown...

Nearly shat myself

Made the mistake of taking laxatives too close to church time. Nearly brown bombed myself in church, i got it dealt with in time and thankfully no one was in the bathroom at the time to hear me absolutely rip it. Thanks be to god fr 🙏🏾

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perceptivei · 36-40, F

@iheartdeadpool omg. I just saw you're a female! Seriously... you need to be careful with those laxatives especially if you don't truly need them.

perceptivei · 36-40, F

@iheartdeadpool I've been there. I understand. But, if you poop too much you'll regret it. 😬 For more reasons than what I posted above.

Pitchblue

My stomach started to growl on a 2 hr drive home. I had to shit before I got back into the city. I was speeding hitting amber lights in an attempt to get home. When I got to my building I was clenching while waiting for the elevator. It was painful now. I opened my door, ran to the bathroom, dropped my pants and shit into my pants.