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Nearly shat myself

Made the mistake of taking laxatives too close to church time. Nearly brown bombed myself in church, i got it dealt with in time and thankfully no one was in the bathroom at the time to hear me absolutely rip it. Thanks be to god fr 🙏🏾
iheartdeadpool
18-21, F
31 replies 204 views Mar 17, 2024
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Adrift · 61-69, F Best Comment
Holy Sh*t!
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SW-User
Reminds me of this - -

[media=https://youtu.be/ZNJGszDhq-I]
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Ferric67 · M
@SW-User well that was awkward for her
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iheartdeadpool · 18-21, F
@SW-User Lmao thats how i sounded in that bathroom lowkey
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SW-User
@iheartdeadpool

TMI!!


LOL
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Pitchblue
My stomach started to growl on a 2 hr drive home. I had to shit before I got back into the city. I was speeding hitting amber lights in an attempt to get home. When I got to my building I was clenching while waiting for the elevator. It was painful now. I opened my door, ran to the bathroom, dropped my pants and shit into my pants.
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iheartdeadpool · 18-21, F
@Pitchblue LMAO, aye atleast no one saw yuh
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Girlbehindthecurtain · 31-35, F
Dude you made me laugh so hard.thanks!
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perceptivei · 36-40, F
You need to be careful with that!
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perceptivei · 36-40, F
@iheartdeadpool omg. I just saw you're a female! Seriously... you need to be careful with those laxatives especially if you don't truly need them.
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iheartdeadpool · 18-21, F
@perceptivei aw you're so sweet i appreciate it truly <3
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perceptivei · 36-40, F
@iheartdeadpool I've been there. I understand. But, if you poop too much you'll regret it. 😬 For more reasons than what I posted above.
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SW-User
Why take them anyway?
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iheartdeadpool · 18-21, F
@SW-User i answered that in the comment a bit above
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Gingerbreadspice · F
I didn’t know churches had toilets.
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TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
release the demon
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GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
Why are you taking laxatives
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iheartdeadpool · 18-21, F
@Spoiledbrat oh my bad i didn't know
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GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
@Spoiledbrat what happened to diet and exercise?
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iheartdeadpool · 18-21, F
@GuyWithOpinions i do diet, and exercise, and use laxatives when i binge, im still fat tho, not there yet
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smileylovesgaming · 31-35, F
Why the world would u take a laxative before Church
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iheartdeadpool · 18-21, F
@smileylovesgaming i wanted to look skinnier, i binged the day before, was still fat tho, but it helped
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Matt85 · 36-40, M
@iheartdeadpool Make sure you get plenty of fluids.
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iheartdeadpool · 18-21, F
@Matt85 i drank some water just now, but i will thanks
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onewithshoes · 22-25, F
Yeah... thanks for sharing....🙄
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iheartdeadpool · 18-21, F
@onewithshoes you're welcome
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