Are you a felon?

Nah I'm a good DILF in training not FILF

Nope. At least not convicted! 😉

Im a melon

Not a convicted one 😬

Nope - Eurasian 🙂🐼🥢

Nah. Still facing 3 felonies though so we'll see 🤷

No but I am willing to learn

Yes, I've warrants

I have never been charged with a crime.

Nope charges were dismissed in the plea agreement.

Not until my jury reaches it’s verdict

Never convicted of a felony

I like cantalope and watermelon

I'm way too boring to be a felon.

Not on this planet.

No, you?

Im a fellow

Not yet

No, but I'm willing to learn.

I'll take the fifth.

No

You mean because of all the sock stealing? 😳