A little girl asked her mom if she could walk the little dog around the blockHer mom said no!! She's in heat. The little girl asked what's in heat? Mom said your dad is right there in the garage ask him. So she goes to the garage and asked her dad if she could walk the dog. She told him her mom said she was in heat and what's...See More »
A little girl was early one morning walking her cow over to another farm toBreed with their bull. A guy driving down the road sees the little girl and her cow and thinking it awfully early for a little girl to be out. So he pulls over and says it's very early for a little girl to be out. Why are you up so early and she...See More »
A friend of mine texted me saying the lions club was giving away grants and that he got 100k. No repay. Poll (4) See Poll OptionsIt doesn't sound like him and I'm sure if he got 100k he'd be having the blind staggers by now. Not texting me. On messenger. I think someone hacked...See More »
The federal agent has authority...A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed out the location....See More »
Any more word on Bidens executive order?I don't believe one branch of government has any singular power over another branch but maybe this will help some that aren't as rich or as well insured as congressmen or SCOTUS or presidents. At this point my concern is safety.
A blind guy is going on about his favorite sport which is parachuting..He said someone helps him do everything they lead him to the door and they put his hand on the ring to release the parachute. And someone asked, how do you know when to pull it. The guy said I can smell the trees and the ground from 300 feet. And the...See More »
Just remembered I went to the grocery store earlier.Spent some bucks to, because once I get started my eyes get bigger than my wallet. At least if I overspend I won't be hungry till later in the month even if I have to stay home. Which I do anyway. I'm not a cad like I used to do. But right now I'm...See More »
Y'all probably know I'm non violent and try to be drama free kind ofDon't ya? Just say yeah I'll give you four dollars later if you do
Being called weird is like being called limited edition. It's something people don't see a lot.Remember that.
Hey... Quick question...I know they had to count them all but I think I missed the part where they talked about how many holes(ho's?) it takes to fill the Albert Hall. Anyone happened to get the count.? I know it sounds crazy but inquiring minds want to know, plus I'll know...See More »
Ha!! Had a fly that was pestering me and when I turned the lights off he landed on my phone screen.That's the last thing he will ever see. Now just a little tissue and he'll be a memory soon forgotten.