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A Roman Centurion ordering five beers

CountScrofula · 41-45, M
An Ancient Roman walks into a bar.

He sits down and says

"I'll have a martinus please."

"Don't you mean a martini?" The bartender asks

The Ancient Roman replies

"If I wanted a double I would have asked for it."
Scribbles · 31-35, F
@CountScrofula Good one! I'm stealing this joke. 🤣
Poppies · 61-69, F
Took me a few seconds!
smiler2012 · 56-60
{@drwatson] 🤔good job he had his hand that way other wise he could of gone home mins two fingers lol 😆
helenS · 36-40, F
You are really good. Reading your posts is a joy my dear Watson. 🌷
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@helenS Why, thank you!
DearAmbellina2113 · 41-45, F
I immediately thought of Rory
Domking · 61-69, M
Only Five ? I never could have just five beers
Scribbles · 31-35, F

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