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Do you think when I die GOD would give me a job if i asked for one?

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Kenworth4954 · 56-60, M
He'll have a brand Kenworth W900 with the 84" studio sleeper drop visor and 18" Texas bumper loaded with chicken lights 18 speed with a 600 cat. All that just to cruise around in and blow the train horns ol buddy.
Of course! He'll have plenty to keep you busy hahaha
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
If I have to have a job after I've died, I'll be convinced I didn't make it to the place you get to meet God.
royalblue1193 · 31-35, M
In charge of collecting carrots
GerOttman · 61-69, M
Can you list five things you have done in your life?
TheRascallyOne · 31-35, M
@swirlie
How dare you
swirlie · 31-35
@TheRascallyOne
I was intoxicated when I made those comments but I'm totally sober now.
Iwillwait · M
@TheRascallyOne You can be my Bodyguard.
calicuz · 56-60, M
A job in heaven?
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Yeah, maybe polishing the pearly gates, you could have a good time greeting those who enter too.
Bang5luts · M
Yes. He will give all jobs when we die. In fact we have one now as well
TheRascallyOne · 31-35, M
@Bang5luts I want to come back as the "finder of the lost"
Bang5luts · M
@TheRascallyOne ask him when you pass
TheRascallyOne · 31-35, M
@Bang5luts Oh i will
4meAndyou · F
You know all those people who lie on the grass and look at clouds and try to imagine what animal the clouds appear to be? YOU will be the bunny cloud!!! 😊😊😊
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
Maybe he'll make you the Easter Bunny's next successor
smiler2012 · 61-69
@TheRascallyOne 🤔you have a wicked sense of humour rascally so it may not be god you are asking for a job but 👹himself lol 😆😆😆
swirlie · 31-35
No, I don't think so. If you showed up for God's interview wearing that rabbit costume you like to wear here on earth, I think you'll fail the interview and end up unemployed in heaven.

 
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