Do you think when I die GOD would give me a job if i asked for one?

@GerOttman security it's the only thing I was ever born to do

@GerOttman
...is that part of God's email he sends prior to laying you off?

@swirlie why do you keep making fun of me? 🐰

@TheRascallyOne
...because you only have one 'real' ear. The other ear is a plastic ear.

@swirlie not uhh

@TheRascallyOne
...they're BOTH plastic then? 😲

@swirlie How dare you

@TheRascallyOne
I was intoxicated when I made those comments but I'm totally sober now.

@TheRascallyOne You can be my Bodyguard.