comment this and i will give you an assignment that

@Degbeme ok no worries, i'll call

@foldedunfolding holy man!!!! No rest for the wicked around here, huh????

@ImpeccablyImperfect #staywoke my friend

@Bexsy yeahh..your dad will always disappoint you slightly honey, sorry.

the next time you get an amazon package, i want you to give the delivery driver a bouquet of roses; but not just ANY roses, nosiree.

I want you to lean over the driver with your hand propped on the wall above them, and tell them that you have plucked all of the "she does not love you" petals off of the roses.

@foldedunfolding

@foldedunfolding 😆 will do!

@SW-User go door to door with pamphlets to explain why drag queens mean no ill towards their children

@foldedunfolding You typed "send n00ds to [@bruuhs] inbox" wrong

@foldedunfolding
no. just saw the name

@Jeremi lol he said it under a chick's comment here, and i moved the tag here

@foldedunfolding
*takes a shot and lights a smoke* then I better go to work then. *toss keys* I'm that blue Ford Focus on the corner. this may take a while. *hands you $100* thanks for letting me know.

@foldedunfolding you have me laughing. I shot this video of me with a bald filter and singing the Mr Clean song. 😂. If I only felt comfortable enough to share it. 😂

Mission accepted, do you know where I can find a bald guy? 😂

@Canuckle the cancer center? 😬😬😬

@foldedunfolding 🙈

@fun4us2b trust me..you will attract all the ladies!

@foldedunfolding If you say so 🥰

@fun4us2b andd i do

@SW-User Create a Suburban Dictionary, focusing primarily on white-isms: "now if i were keys..where would i be??"/"y'all need to simmer down"/"you are cruising for a bruising, mister"/"how the hell ARE ya?!"/"this isn't my first rodeo"/"i got a bone to pick with you"/"not too shabby"/"this has too much seasoning"...etc

@foldedunfolding erhm... I don't have enough experience with people of color to know what's "white" and what's not

@SW-User just start with what i said, then ask yourself, "if i was a suburban dictionary, what would i contain..." and tap your pen against your teeth until it comes to you

@Queendragonfly get pulled over by a street cop, hand him some bacon, then balk that he is a cannibal for taking a nibble. put him in cuffs on the curb of a BLM demonstration in Mobile.

@SW-User buy a donkey and name it Badonka ♡

@foldedunfolding heeeereeee Badonka donka!!!

@Strongtea boop your gf on the snoot and say "BOOP!" with a smile the next time she gets upset

Haha! Ok 😂😊@foldedunfolding

@Paulcatch call your mom from a pay phone and tell her how much you have DESPISED her cooking over the years

@Degbeme confess to your wife that you are the father of another woman's baby, and that you are 40 years her senior

@foldedunfolding You really want me dead, don`t you? 🤔😂

@Degbeme i want it to be as far away from implicating me as possible 🤪

😈😈😈 i didn't go AS HARD as I could have: to actually BECOME attracted to him

@foldedunfolding girl this one is too hard. You gave me an unsolvable task.

Well... unless the answer is simple. It's drugs isn't it?

@Starcrossed hahaha a drake fan wouldnt do drugs hard enough..not that easy mwahahaha

@DunningKruger walk up to the next cashier you see and tell them that if they press both of your nips at once, they will be transported back in time

@Shayshy96 explain to the librarian, exceedingly patiently and slowly, that her establishment contains a distinct dearth of books dedicated to the term "skeet"

@Ducky i dont see the unhingement anywhere tbh..you're golden

@foldedunfolding You're too nice. Thank you. 🤗

@Ducky just a truth-teller, doll ♡

@Mikeawesome1986 tell someone you are campaigning for local office, and ask if you can hold and kiss their baby..then act mortified at the sight of its face

@TurtleEclipseOfTheHeart convert a trump cultist

@DownTheStreet i really, really want to talk to them 😪

@foldedunfolding oh well

@DownTheStreet giver upper! i see someone who doesnt pull themselves up by their bootstraps

@SW-User you know that person who pops up occasionally in your mind..the one you KNOW is owed an apology..give it.