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ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F
This is hilarious.
Okay boss, whatcha got for me?
Okay boss, whatcha got for me?
foldedunfolding · 41-45, F
@ImpeccablyImperfect sue Gwyneth Paltrow for using your scent for her v@gin@ candles. as part of the settlement, make her explain how she got ahold of it in the first place! additionally, she will need to explain why she chose her daughter's name as an ode to the fruit that tempted Eve..all while naming her son after the guy who spoke to a burning bush. make her segue from "burning bush" into the explanation for why her candles smell like someone put Nair where it does not belong.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@foldedunfolding That isn`t an assignment. That` a quest. 🙄
foldedunfolding · 41-45, F
@Degbeme look if you had smelled the candle, you would know she is the kind that can HANDLE a quest..now get to calling your wife
Degbeme · 70-79, M
foldedunfolding · 41-45, F
@Degbeme ok no worries, i'll call
ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F
@foldedunfolding holy man!!!! No rest for the wicked around here, huh????
foldedunfolding · 41-45, F
@ImpeccablyImperfect #staywoke my friend