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What are you getting me for Christmas?

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poisonouscupcake · 22-25, F
a spa gift card, im sure you’ll need it after a long few months working as santa’s top elf
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@poisonouscupcake does that mean you’ll be working under me?
SomeIrishPerson · 31-35, M
@ShepherdBard @poisonouscupcake
That's very high praise when it comes from Santa's second best elf
YoMomma ·
I was going to get you the 75% off chocolates but they were sold out. Sorry
I've seen your SW posts... you're getting a Bible this year...
meJess · F
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Zaphod42 just because that’s all you ever got 😒
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
@ShepherdBard it’s all Mr. Scrooge ever pays me in. 🥺
RosaMarie · 46-50, F
Music lessons.
Younameit · F
A reality check
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Younameit I am reality
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle what even is that? 😒
@ShepherdBard
I don't like your ungrateful tone.
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle always find a way to punk me 😒
pride49 · 31-35, M
Growth supplements 😂
BobbyMoeven · 100+, M
I was thinking about getting you a lap dance

ScreamingFox · 41-45, F
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@ScreamingFox you really mean it??
ScreamingFox · 41-45, F
@ShepherdBard you'll finally be a real cowboy
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@ScreamingFox yeehaw 🤠
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Platform shoes
TurtlePink · 51-55, M
You need new bras
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@TurtlePink maybe I overdid it on the pushups
TurtlePink · 51-55, M
@ShepherdBard maybe you're right. You sure you dont want any new bras tho?
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@TurtlePink you just wanna get rid of your old bras 😒
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Classified how many?
Classified · M
@ShepherdBard All of them
smileylovesgaming · 31-35, F
What do u want?
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@smileylovesgaming a new car would be nice
Lilymoon · F
The same thing you got me last year. 🫪
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Lilymoon a squishy face?
Lilymoon · F
@ShepherdBard *flicks your forehead * 🤭
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Lilymoon I’m getting a helmet when you’re around 😒
Straylight · 31-35, F
Those platform shoes with the live fish in the soles.
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
Degbeme · 70-79, M
The same thing I got you last year. Nuffin!
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Degbeme stingy
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@ShepherdBard Frugal.
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Degbeme cheap
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@V00doo thanks but no thanks 😒
@ShepherdBard But it's customised and I can't take it back. Even had a special safety rail
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@V00doo uggghhh
Casheyane · 31-35, F
Cotton candy :)
gabriella2026 · 18-21, F
A lump of coal... lol
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@gabriella2026 you can save it for someone else 😒
Nikki921 · F
@gabriella2026 what if we got paddles in our stockings?
I was gonna buy you VIP but there's no discount for short people so fk that. I'm not paying full price 😒
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@ostfuidctyvm cheap bot 😒
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
Stilts and the MC Hammer pants to accommodate them.
RosaMarie · 46-50, F
@PerfectionOfTheHeart I vote this BC
hunkalove · 70-79, M
Your two front teeth. In a box.
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
😾 An entire mug of bahumbug!!
smileylovesgaming · 31-35, F
Buy me a jar so I could fart in it and sell it on eBay for one million dollars

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Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Justmeraeagain I`m surprised it fit you
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
@Degbeme It doesn't, I am a kleptomaniac
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M

 
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