I dare you test my psychic powers! I’m 100% inaccurate in reading your thoughts. Try me!

Best viewed without the commentary. So sweetly clinical but she ruins the mood. @Temporallube

@nonsensiclesnail yea its like the music they add to human porn. Like wtf? 🙄

@Temporallube exactly!!

@DRDEATH damn that’s a toughy 🤔

Is it my left or yours? This is so complicated. And then there’s the whole “how many people are in the room with you?”

There can be so many to choose from.

I’m just gonna say your psychiatrist’s.

@Temporallube ok I am either alone or with somebody...psychic it out

@DRDEATH there’s too many single middle finger to psychic out, but I do know that you know that death will fukk us all, with no vaseline.

@Temporallube ah you're the best! We all know it

@Eddiesolds thanks kindly sir ☺️

@Temporallube you're welcome sir. Have a nice weekend

@Elevatorpitches you’re thinking about Susan Lucci 🤔

@Temporallube No.... lol

@Temporallube ok.. fair enough. 🙋 I have a question! "What am I thinking about?"

@Iwillwait There’s not much. You’re just waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting


Oh yea...


And still waiting 🤔

@Temporallube 😤

@Temporallube Moonalicious 🌝 🌝 🌝
😁

@Lilymoon you reward me well

@Temporallube 😁 👌

@ReneeT you’re totally focused on making a boob preservation society.

Also, you’re a big fan of Descarte’s ideas on metaphysics

Kermit the frog is fascist as far as your concerned. And the powerpuff girls are a subliminal message to take over congress.


You also dig pinky toes...you know, from Pinky and The Brain

@Temporallube OOH you are so good at the inaccuracies. I'll give you 100% for effort!

@ReneeT hey. I’m just a vessel ☺️

i should @Temporallube

@soulsrespite just slam it in there, princess.

@soulsrespite you’re totally obsessed with the movie Akira, and you think the Twilight Zone episode, “How To Serve Man”, was all about you.

You’re not a dog or cat person, but a werewolf lover.

There’s two things in your bucket lists you want to fulfill, but the first might mean the death of an azzhole, and a scandal with Kermit the Frog.

At 10 you found out you were a ferret whisperer, but lost the power after adopting an orphan Cassowary.

You always wear mismatch shoelaces to commemorate people who get tongue tied during pecan pie solidarity speeches.

And oh yea…




You’re infatuated with the Grinch. You think he’s hot.

@MougyWolf you’re totally fetishizing scooby doo in the old cartoon reruns

@Temporallube Well, I do have that complex, my being zoo and all, so that is at least, in part, always on my mind, but the correct answer was smoking from my bong..

You were close enough, more or less. Heh. 🙄 😏

@MougyWolf my inaccuracy is unchallenged, yet again! 😃

@Temporallube You were spot on with that

@SW-User I was supposed to be inaccurate. I’m losing it 😞

@Temporallube Lol sorry to disappoint

@JohnOinger yes you will. You will also do Jessica Jones and Elektra together.

@Temporallube Nice

@Nanori you have an affinity for crevices, tunnels, pits, dens, and anything that has to be penetrated.

In a past of life you could’ve been Joan of Arc, but you’probably would have impaled the psycho religious fanatics attacking you.

Your favorite number is 6, but that 9 shyt is azzholes (literally).

You gave your last pet a name, but you got tired of humans crawling on all fours in your house.

Many people mistake you for a Nun for some reason 🤔

@Temporallube you're more right than wrong
A lot of people think I'm very innocent, because of my face and voice

@Nanori it’s the innocent ones that harbor the most insane erotic universe

@PrivateHell you’re the SW equivalent of the marvel’s Mephisto.

Contrary to popular belief, Private Hell is really a blissful sex spot like the Grotto at the playboy mansion.

People think you’re a dark guy, but you’re really about alien tantric sex on Mars.

Oh yea...your eyes change colors when the lights are off.

@Temporallube Damn. It's like you see into my soul...

@PrivateHell Hey please don’t glorify me.


I’m just a vessel of true inaccuracy.

@jeancolby you have the image of a barbie, but really a Vilma at heart.


You believe love is when two pigeons mate in a park on a sunny day


You’re only partial to Jean Grey’s Phoenix Force, and you consider professor X a deadbeat dad.

Fried turkey is a sacred relic. And your holiest day is Black Friday.

@Temporallube Absolutely fantastic, I can't believe you are so wrong. 👅

@jeancolby its a gift 🤷🏾‍♂️

@yeronlyman in the beginning there was beards, and beards created the world.

That’s the credo to the beard cult you secretly have at the bar you play pool.

Skydiving sucks if its not a woman, and men who wear socks in the house you consider an abomination.

You also attack pineapple pizza sellers by posting negative meme propaganda on your IG.

You have an onlyfans page, where you sell Air Conditioners.

@Temporallube haha too funny
My avatar overruled your logic thinking
🤣🤣🤣

@Gangstress two years ago, you framed your annoying ferret for racketeering, because of your guilt for not loving your cat.

They wanted to name a soap after you, but you rejected it because of the bat shape.

There’s also a stalker that talks about you from about a 30 miles distance. He wants to cosplay as Q Bert in front of you while drinking sprite.

You pulled a muscle on two occasions, now those guys will always be afraid of the gangstress.

@LavenderTown People mistake you for being from Idaho, but you have a brother’s uncle’s sister’s cousin’s friend’s whose pet once ran away to that state.

You’re trapped by your inhibitions. You think Nachos are delicious forms of Ambrosia.

And at nighttime, you dream about catching honey badgers, but you know they don’t give a shyt.

@empanadas I believe you 🙌🏽

@empanadas lmfao! 🤪

@Temporallube @itsok damn that's one bad mouse

@itsok well gosh sis. I never doubted your rodent oriented nature.

Here’s a peace offering 🧀

@UndercoverBard @Temporallube
Thank you both 😌

@4meAndyou I’m very glad you’ve gotten relief and healing. ☺️

@Temporallube I owe it all to a friend, who prayed for me. 😊

@4meAndyou to have genuine friends who care for us is a special gift.

I thought so.. You remind me of my sister who's left handed.. @Lilymoon

@Lilymoon @Itsmrsockmonkey I’m an acoustic player as well 🙌🏽

@Temporallube Nice!!

@Temporallube 👀☕️

@JBtheUndefined 😁

@jackieash27 yes!! My inaccuracy is unchallenged! ☺️

@jackieash27 OKay...read me.....:)

@jackieash27 you’re conflicted. You thought Jack and the Beanstalk is the best story until you heard about Ash vs. Evil Dead.

You’re offended that magical sprites are reduced to a soda. And that you can’t use lucky charms cereal as an actual lucky charm.

You’ve always been mistaken for elf kind on Lord of the Rings, but you thought The Precious was some type of new contraceptive for males.

You fart helium, and people consider you high strung.

@BettyBeez as I see you, I hear the words honey dew, and honey do wtf she want!!

Honeycombs that hair, and honey make her enemies into honey bunches of oats!

They better run!

@Temporallube you are Damn Good honeyluuuuuuube

@BettyBeez I do what I can 🤷🏾‍♂️

@Anotherfinemessy a sore butt and a lot of staring out the window, while craving food

Oh I didn’t know that happened in detention. Thought it was just lines or something? Of social isolation. Neither of which I’d mind much @Temporallube

@Anotherfinemessy your detention experience was special

@ButterRobot that’s easy 735a

@Temporallube amazing.

@ButterRobot It’s a gift 🤷🏾‍♂️

@SarahAndSamantha little bo peepy

@Temporallube wow that's eerie! You got it exactly wrong! Okay, i'm a believer now

@SarahAndSamantha yes! 🙌🏽

@Temporallube I wouldn't have bothered if I wasn't still laughing about the way those Jawas went POOF!💥...😂🤣😂

@Mandalorian you sir are a mando sadist 😕

@Temporallube It's easiest to not bring them in at all! 😂🤣😂

@Quizzical it’s hard to see, but I’m seeing philosophy, chicks, more philosophy, intellectual stuff, chicks, more chicks, and a strange fixation on Elon Musk 🤔 wtf? Man 😠

@Temporallube It's uncanny! 😱

But that's not Elon Musk... that's my natural musky smell, lol

@Quizzical 😂😂

@justberniegirl that’s easy

The first letter is T

@jeancolby you’re thinking about dystopian worlds where you rule and your bank account is on swollen.

No one can challenge, except for the annoying little people living on the first floor

@Temporallube So right, 😛 but the little people are about to be put in the basement.

@jeancolby hey. It’s your world.

@SW-User you think you’re the devil we need. But in actuality your like the second hand devil that only comes after the main apocalypse.

You make a mean armageddon though

@Temporallube Ahh, alma mater - that hits the spot for me 😁 I do like night times & all things twilight - see, there goes that ‘igh’ again 😍 I ADORE alpacas & many other warm, furry things 😁

@BalmyNites yaayyss ☺️

@Temporallube 🤗😘

@YoungPoet345 as a child you were infatuated with poetry. It pissed off everybody.

You spend most days listening to Dr. Sues recordings. He was your Mozart.

You thought buses and planes should have your verses on the side of them.

And you thought Haikus were when infants screaming for milk.

You felt you were different since aliens kidnapped you and changed your tongue. Because of this, cake tastes disgusting.

You also appreciate Lube’s obsession with you. And will never leave him in your life.

@Temporallube what a strange tale. Are you sure you didn’t dream it?

Yes, I noticed Lube has an obsession and I’m okay with it.

@YoungPoet345 sometimes the power works within dreams so yea. It might have a sequel

@MellyMel22 I’m seeing endless amounts of delicious foods, and those pastries...oh my damn...you’re like a pastry goddess....

And oh yea, if somebody snaps you with the name bigbangfacts avoid him at all costs! he just wants you for your cake!

You have been warned!

@Temporallube Oh, thank you 👀

@MellyMel22 you’re welcome ☺️

@SW-User you’re like some sort of vegan who lusts pizza during the winter solstice, and then feels guilty after devouring a pie

@Temporallube *sets the slice of meat lovers pizza down... SPOT ON DUDE

@SW-User yes! 🙌🏽😁