I dare you test my psychic powers! I’m 100% inaccurate in reading your thoughts. Try me!

@nonsensiclesnail hey! Stop stealing my job 🤨

@Temporallube .... are you going to do your job?

@nonsensiclesnail not if I am being economically challenged with a hostile takeover in the American tradition 🤨

@Temporallube I already gave you all my cash 🥺

@nonsensiclesnail 1 sw coin doesn’t cover the work investment that I have to put in.


And I need some reassurances that you won’t plagiarize my stuff and sell it to foreign countries for a snaily profit

@Temporallube But how will I pay my mortgage if your not feeding me the words?

....Ill end up in subpar shelling.
How about if I split the profits?
Or, I just lie to you?

@nonsensiclesnail you either start subletting that shell 🐚 and live in a moist mud pit, or be thrown out on the street like the selling to foreign nations slime maker you are.

@Temporallube I've worked hard to not be a slug though. I don't want to sleep under rocks. I like my flashy house!

Fine... I steel someone elses ideas from now on and only use yours for my personal gain. In a spiritual sense, not financial.

@nonsensiclesnail You got something against slugs? Are they beneath you? 🤨

@nonsensiclesnail you sound like an in the closet sluggist 🤨

@Temporallube *shrug* if they would invite me to their parties I might not have such a chip on my shell.

@nonsensiclesnail oh I see what this is. It’s about abandonment issues.

@Temporallube m a y b e.

@nonsensiclesnail don’t worry. I’ll keep your shell nice and toasty in the cold nights. And I’ll make sure your slimy presence feels love, and absolutely no salt (unless you’re into that sort of thing)! I promise!

I can actually see that in your future.

Ever thought of doing Snail Porn? 🤔 It’s very lucrative.

@Temporallube 🥺 you are so caring. And you won’t step on me??
…also this snail porn thing is …. I was expecting snail on snail. Or maybe hoping. The internet is always so giving with its porn.

And it seems it’s not *that* easy to get into. I went to a photo studio, made my pitch and the guy is all ‘ you want me to pay you??’ So he found 10.00 and handed it to me… things get going and I’m all, ‘ where are the cameras??” And he’s ‘ oh you want to film this? I huh…’
I don’t think porn is for me.
It was weird, at needy. And not fun weird. But I’m starting to think this isn’t really your job weird.
His co workers look horrified! Except that one guy… he was way to into it. I think he was just a customer. He did offer me a ride snd a lot of cash as I left. So this is lucrative!! Maybe super creepy though. He tried to salt me when I said no. 🧂 Total fetishest.

@nonsensiclesnail he tried to salt you

@nonsensiclesnail Here’s some of the latest snail porn. don’t be put off by the narrator. She’s an absolute freak.

The snails get really lubey, gushy and spitty with it. Sorry, I only know the dirty human way to describe it. [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOcLaI44TXA]

Best viewed without the commentary. So sweetly clinical but she ruins the mood. @Temporallube

@nonsensiclesnail yea its like the music they add to human porn. Like wtf? 🙄

@Temporallube exactly!!