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Temporallube · M
@jackieash you’re conflicted. You thought Jack and the Beanstalk is the best story until you heard about Ash vs. Evil Dead.
You’re offended that magical sprites are reduced to a soda. And that you can’t use lucky charms cereal as an actual lucky charm.
You’ve always been mistaken for elf kind on Lord of the Rings, but you thought The Precious was some type of new contraceptive for males.
You fart helium, and people consider you high strung.
You’re offended that magical sprites are reduced to a soda. And that you can’t use lucky charms cereal as an actual lucky charm.
You’ve always been mistaken for elf kind on Lord of the Rings, but you thought The Precious was some type of new contraceptive for males.
You fart helium, and people consider you high strung.