I dare you test my psychic powers! I’m 100% inaccurate in reading your thoughts. Try me!

@UndercoverBard you sir, are some type Bardy Gang wanna be, always bombarded, by something

You get roasted on some type of Bard B Que constantly for your height

Oh and my sister hates your guts!

@Temporallube 😢 you could've left some details out

@UndercoverBard sorry but it had to be said

@Temporallube 😒 I want my money back

@UndercoverBard dude no refunds. My sis @itsok run this hussle...I mean this divine establishment

@Temporallube I'm gonna write a terrible online review

@UndercoverBard don’t you dare!

@Temporallube Just sent it, "0 stars because I couldn't leave negative" was the caption

@UndercoverBard you’ll pay for your lack of vision!

And your lack of height as well 😠

@Temporallube I have the shorty - four eye insurance already 😌

@UndercoverBard yea but you also got the short end of the stick

@Temporallube it's the end that is most suitable for me to walk on

@UndercoverBard 🤦🏽‍♂️

*edits the review to compliment myself*

@itsok Hey! You hack!!

@UndercoverBard hack means something good, right?

@itsok @UndercoverBard now you see how futile your life is

@itsok 😒

@Temporallube 😡

@Temporallube harsh 😞

@itsok well you’re way too nice sis.

Sometimes you have to smack them with a metaphorical pineapple pizza

@Temporallube nice? don’t call me nice. 😠 I’m the baddest mouse in this wood

@Temporallube @itsok damn that's one bad mouse

@itsok well gosh sis. I never doubted your rodent oriented nature.

Here’s a peace offering 🧀

@UndercoverBard @Temporallube
Thank you both 😌