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Question for Men...

Specifically for dudes who choose to pee in a stall rather than the open urinals. Why bro? I'm genuinely confused.

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calicuz · 56-60, M Best Comment

Well if you must know, it's because we are too long, and the urinal is too close and "it" might get wet.
There, you happy now, our secret is out.

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chrisCA · M

@calicuz That water can be cold. 😅

calicuz · 56-60, M

@chrisCA

You're right!!! 🤣

Docdon23 · M

@calicuz or the opposite

Lilymoon · F

While I'm here I just wanna say why is it so loud. When I lived in an apartment I could hear the guy on the next floor up taking a piss. Wtf 🤣

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Turtlepower · 36-40, M

@Lilymoon it's a force of nature. What can we say?

ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M

@Lilymoon Tiles echo?

Lilymoon · F

@Turtlepower oh it was a force alright sometimes it woke me up. 🤣

BlueVeins · 22-25

I don't shoot straight sue me

Turtlepower · 36-40, M

@BlueVeins yeah, all the more reason to use a urinal though haha

Iwantyourhotwife · 22-25

The piss that bounces back

HypnoChode · 46-50, M

Stage fright

SW-User

Cause I want to

daddybloke · 46-50, M

1, have a very slow flow rate so can be there for ages, 2.i am at that age when i'm pissing i always fart although i'm not always 100% sure its just a fart lol

SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M

Territoriality. If the urinals are crowded, us men like to have some space to plant our feet wide and relieve ourselves fully.

Turtlepower · 36-40, M

I'm so happy I made this post today lol

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MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@Turtlepower 😑

Turtlepower · 36-40, M

@MarkPaul It's the little things in life Mark... Pun intended

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@Turtlepower 😲

Thevy29 · 41-45, M

The stall smells better then some of the people you stand next to at the urinals

IamCuriousBabe · 51-55, F

Omg. More posts like this, please!

Turtlepower · 36-40, M

@IamCuriousBabe haha I'm a fan of observational humor if you couldn't tell.

IamCuriousBabe · 51-55, F

@Turtlepower Do you have observations about hand washing after taking a leak?

Because...why doesn't everyone do this?

Turtlepower · 36-40, M

@IamCuriousBabe I'm more disturbed when someone comes out of the stall and just leaves 🤢

I'll always wash my hands but I can understand the taking a leak one. I trust that I keep my dick more clean than a faucet handle in a public restroom because unless everything is automated I'm touching grosser things just to wash my hands.

ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M

To avoid the envious looks of other males at the open urinals?

Eternity · 26-30, M

Often times I'm wearing shorts that do not have a fly. Be pretty fucked up if I went to the urinal and pulled my shorts down to whip my junk out.

But if im wearing jeans/shorts with a fly and the urinal is open then sure I'll piss there. Why not?

Unless the urinal is disgusting; like it has a turd in it or smells awful.

JimboSaturn · 51-55, M

Maybe they are shy?

Ferric67 · M

I'm totally with you on this debate.

Urinals are so much more functional AND Convenient for this purpose.
Less mess and all.

Plus if you need to go number two...there will be no complicated interruptions.

agetheweebeast · 41-45, M

I've got a micropenis, I'm not embarrassed about it but I just don't have enough dick to pull out my fly so I have to go and sit or I will dribble piss on my bottoms.