My talents are unbeatable at both. Which means I'm talented at both things... whatever those are. I mean I'm saying I'm unbeatable at both, and that’s impressive! It’s like being the Michael Jordan of... whatever you do. Or the Beyoncé of... whatever else.
But honestly, that kind of confidence is great. unless you’re like me, and you’re unbeatable at losing your keys and forgetting why you walked into a room. I swear, some days I’m like a magician. except instead of pulling rabbits out of a hat, I pull my phone out of my pocket, and it’s rotary phone. Ta-da!
And I get it, talent is a funny thing. Some people are unbeatable at cooking, but then they burn water. Or they’re unbeatable at being charming. Until they try to ask someone out and accidentally left a message on the answerig machine that and their mom thouggt it was meant for their her. “Hey, I really want to see you naked” wait, no, that’s not what I meant!
But hey, if you’re unbeatable at both, I gotta say, that’s a superpower. Just remember to use those talents wisely. Like, maybe keep your talents away from your safe combination. Because if I were unbeatable at hacking safes, I’d be living in your house, freeloading, and still trying to figure out how to unlock your front door.
Thanks for letting me share my talents and I'll keep being unbeatable, and maybe one day, I’ll be unbeatable at telling jokes! Oh what hell, I'm already am!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
None of the above. I think my comments and posts are tolerable. I try to be respectful and sometimes people are offended by my humor. I guess it depends on who reads it. My posts are rarely responded to, so I stick to giving unsolicited advice and speaking my truth. What about you?
I mostly post what I think might interest other members. Not too good on the follow up though. Not a chit chat sort of guy. Make a post, watch as other members comment on my post and interact with other members.
That IS odd. I'm an old guy and a lot of young people have a different way of putting things that almost always goes over my head - as I'm sometimes sure in the way they intended.
Commenting definitely. When I start posts, they're usually lame and pointless. 🫣 Much more fun to add silly retorted comments. Especially when I flip on the satirical side. Which I know, annoys the hell out of some people. 🙂🙃