My talents are unbeatable at both. Which means I'm talented at both things... whatever those are. I mean I'm saying I'm unbeatable at both, and that’s impressive! It’s like being the Michael Jordan of... whatever you do. Or the Beyoncé of... whatever else.
But honestly, that kind of confidence is great. unless you’re like me, and you’re unbeatable at losing your keys and forgetting why you walked into a room. I swear, some days I’m like a magician. except instead of pulling rabbits out of a hat, I pull my phone out of my pocket, and it’s rotary phone. Ta-da!
And I get it, talent is a funny thing. Some people are unbeatable at cooking, but then they burn water. Or they’re unbeatable at being charming. Until they try to ask someone out and accidentally left a message on the answerig machine that and their mom thouggt it was meant for their her. “Hey, I really want to see you naked” wait, no, that’s not what I meant!
But hey, if you’re unbeatable at both, I gotta say, that’s a superpower. Just remember to use those talents wisely. Like, maybe keep your talents away from your safe combination. Because if I were unbeatable at hacking safes, I’d be living in your house, freeloading, and still trying to figure out how to unlock your front door.
Thanks for letting me share my talents and I'll keep being unbeatable, and maybe one day, I’ll be unbeatable at telling jokes! Oh what hell, I'm already am!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
