This is a test of the emergency broadcast system

Responding!!!!

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

Testing, 1,23....Testing..

You called ? 😏

Emergency Emergency. This is not a drill. Today is Friday, and not Wednesday, as been erroneously reported in todays Sunday newspapers.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

Meep, meep.....moop...mip. That is Morse code for 'antidisestablishmentarianism.'

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But no honey. Booooooooo

Happened last week - I looked at my phone, it said it's raining hard out....no kidding, thanks for the news flash...

Sprinkling dirty cat litter around the fenceline keeps rodents away.

Just had one of those last night. Pain in the ass -- interrupted a rerun of FAMILY FEUD.

I've lived through 70+ years of those alert tests; and I've lived through my state experiencing hurricanes, blizzards, tornadoes, flooding, wildfires, and the 9/11 attacks and NOT ONCE has that alert system actually been used. I assume the only time it will work is when someone drops a nuclear bomb nearby, in which case it won't do anyone any good anyway.

*farts