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in10RjFox · M
Sorry girl.. there are too many immigrants young girls claiming to be older citizens. So we have to frisk you completely.
Please place your boarding pass and all your private parts on the crate, and submit for frisking.
In accordance with the Miranda or Fanta ruling, You have the right to remain moaning or screaming . Anything you moan can and will be used for and not against you in a courtship of flaw.
You have the right to an attorney and a judge on the left at the same time. If you cannot afford an attorney, the judge will provide you as many from the panel of jurors.
Please place your boarding pass and all your private parts on the crate, and submit for frisking.
In accordance with the Miranda or Fanta ruling, You have the right to remain moaning or screaming . Anything you moan can and will be used for and not against you in a courtship of flaw.
You have the right to an attorney and a judge on the left at the same time. If you cannot afford an attorney, the judge will provide you as many from the panel of jurors.
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Prettylilpoison · 36-40, F
@in10RjFox no 🤣
in10RjFox · M
@Prettylilpoison Don't say you were Mirandaized. Say you were Fantasized.
©in10rjfox. I would give you 30% share of royalty for this joke, if someone plagiarizes our joke. 😜
©in10rjfox. I would give you 30% share of royalty for this joke, if someone plagiarizes our joke. 😜
Primnproper · 56-60, F
Ducky · 31-35, F
You actually look familiar. 😮 Or maybe it’s just me if you’ve never posted your face here before, lol.
TexChik · F
The pervs are still here...
Hopefully some of your old friends are too! 😉
Hopefully some of your old friends are too! 😉
TexChik · F
@Prettylilpoison They never seem to run out of them on here for sure. What brought you back? ☺️
Prettylilpoison · 36-40, F
@TexChik I've just been going through a lot bad things and needed a place to vent and or distract me .
TexChik · F
@Prettylilpoison Oh no. I'm so sorry. I vent here too, its a good place for it .
Prettylilpoison · 36-40, F
@AstroZombielife is beating me up right now but I'm still hanging on
JackJames · M
@Prettylilpoison sadly I feel this is common.
AstroZombie · 36-40, M
@Prettylilpoison I can relate. Hopefully life gets better for ya soon.
sam1992 · 31-35, M
Welcome back to sw . I hope you won't regret coming back 😃
Benjr134 · M
Welcome back. Not as many nudes. Still loads of diapers though. 😂🤣
NerdyPotato · M
Welcome back! How long have you been away for?
in10RjFox · M
I need to check your ID. Have you renewed it?
deadgerbil · 26-30
How long ago were you on here
lovingdead · 31-35, M
We welcome you back to the madhouse
LotusWeb · 31-35, F
Hi. 11 years since I was on EP. Hope the community is doing well nowadays
LotusWeb · 31-35, F
@SW-User I left around 2013
SW-User
@LotusWeb Seems like around that time for moi also 💁♂️
I had some lovely friends there 😀
I had some lovely friends there 😀
LotusWeb · 31-35, F
@SW-User Yeah I met some great people here too 🙂
Prettylilpoison · 36-40, F
@NerdyPotatoit's been years
Filipinalez · 18-21, F
Hello. Welcome back.
all good and in wekend mode 😜, i have started to pop on more these days and want to make more connections lol
exexec · 61-69, C
Welcome back! I hope you enjoy it, even with the changes. Some of us are the same old same old.
Prettylilpoison · 36-40, F
@DuckyI had lots of pictures up I was very active on here years ago but I didn't have my dreads then I don't think
Pretzel · 61-69, M
Welcome back.
Waiting on my car.
At the dealer...or my proctologist...feels the same either way
Waiting on my car.
At the dealer...or my proctologist...feels the same either way
AmericanBroad · 31-35, FVIP
Welcome back! You look familiar
Prettylilpoison · 36-40, F
@AmericanBroad that's what everyone keeps saying i didn't have my dreads then it's been longer than 4 yrs since I've been on here
AmericanBroad · 31-35, FVIP
@Prettylilpoison ah I see. Well I hope we can become friends
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
You look familiar to me but I can’t place my finger on it
Welcome back
Welcome back
SW-User
Welcome back 😃
Probably crossed paths before once or twice 🤷♂️
Probably crossed paths before once or twice 🤷♂️
BearDownChicago · 41-45, M
Old user same account but am not here often. It has evolved for sure
AstroZombie · 36-40, M
Welcome back. Can't complain. And you?
Prettylilpoison · 36-40, F
@deadgerbilit's been a few years since I've been on
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
Must have been at the beginning because you have yet to reply to the original comment.
Making comments in stead of replies was only done at the beginning of the site.
Making comments in stead of replies was only done at the beginning of the site.
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
@Prettylilpoison yes! Much better! 😁
Prettylilpoison · 36-40, F
@DeWayfarer it's gonna take some time to get used to how everything works again
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
@Prettylilpoison lots and lots of new features since then!
Tagging others that follow you is one of the new features.
Just put the "@" sign followed by the first two letters of the username in any reply. It'll Pop up with a list of similar named users that you follow. Or that are currently on the post.
Tagging others that follow you is one of the new features.
Just put the "@" sign followed by the first two letters of the username in any reply. It'll Pop up with a list of similar named users that you follow. Or that are currently on the post.
ThickMadame · 51-55, F
Yeah, I was gone a few years myself. Lots of changes
Prettylilpoison · 36-40, F
@lovingdeadso that hasn't changed then still a mad house 😂
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
Hi, welcome to the future, I guess
SW-User
Hello to you as well
Prettylilpoison · 36-40, F
@Unlearn beautifully broken
ElRengo · 70-79, M
Welcome back
JackJames · M
Welcome back.
SW-User
Welcome back
I just came back on less the two weeks ago and it’s been over 6 1/2 years for me. How long was it for you?
Prettylilpoison · 36-40, F
@ShadowedWhispers probably somewhere close to the same I know it's been longer than 4yrs ago
@Prettylilpoison Well, nice to meet you. I read down a little and sorry things are rough. They are really rough for me too, so I get it.
@Prettylilpoison best wishes.
Ferric67 · M
✌️
familyfunguy · 56-60, M
What was your old handle? Not to sound too skeptical, but it might help you to re-connect with people you talked to before.
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
Did you have poison in your previous name?
Prettylilpoison · 36-40, F
@StevetheSleeve no I didn't it was beautifully broken
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
@Prettylilpoison Sounds familiar. Have fun
Unlearn · 41-45, M
What was your previous username on this site?
We're all mad here
Jake966 · 56-60, M
Doing good , how are you ?