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New account old user ALOT has changed on here

It's been forever since I've been on here how is everybody🩷
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in10RjFox · M
Sorry girl.. there are too many immigrants young girls claiming to be older citizens. So we have to frisk you completely.

Please place your boarding pass and all your private parts on the crate, and submit for frisking.

In accordance with the Miranda or Fanta ruling, You have the right to remain moaning or screaming . Anything you moan can and will be used for and not against you in a courtship of flaw.

You have the right to an attorney and a judge on the left at the same time. If you cannot afford an attorney, the judge will provide you as many from the panel of jurors.
in10RjFox · M
@in10RjFox and do you know what to say if the judge asks you
"Were you Mirandized ?"
Prettylilpoison · 36-40, F
@in10RjFox no 🤣
in10RjFox · M
@Prettylilpoison Don't say you were Mirandaized. Say you were Fantasized.

©in10rjfox. I would give you 30% share of royalty for this joke, if someone plagiarizes our joke. 😜
in10RjFox · M
@in10RjFox
New account old user ALOT has changed on here

so now you know what you have missed ALOT.