That Santa and God were real and that the 2020 election was fair and honest.

That Biden was elected

I was told my entire childhood that my abusive step dad was my real father. He was abusive mentally, physically and even said stuff like he didn’t love me. He would actually tell me that. It was extremely difficult finding out it was a lie. I wish someone had just told me the truth

I never understood why I was such a fuck up that my own dad would beat me and insult me until I had an eating disorder and tell me he didn’t love me

Just tell your kids the truth damn

The biggest lie still going on today is Trump's claim that the 2020 election was in any way "stolen."

Some cons believe the Dems masterminded a plot to fake millions of ballots for thousands of jurisdictions, sneak them into hundreds of counting centers, evading tens of thousands of watchful eyes, and not slip up once. Also that the Dems forgot to cheat downballot and control the Senate overwhelmingly. Plus, these cons believe the Dems are not competent to run a lemonade stand. No, I can't explain their cognitive dissonance.

My sister told me there were two great emperors called Julius. Julius [i]Seeze[/i]r and Julius Caesar ([i]Kazer[/i], she pronounced it). Seezer was considered greater, but Julius Kazer conquered Britain so he was her favourite. So I end up a couple of years later in Grade 5 at primary school making an idiot of myself when I explained one conquered Britain and the other did something else.
She just constantly made stuff up and told me as if it was gospel. It took me years to work out why my knowledge of things was always wrong.

God

[c=002673]"Let me be clear."
"I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."
"Russian collusion." [/c]

Anything that comes out the mouth of a teenage boy! 👍

That if you don't adjust to a profoundly sick society, something is wrong with you.

The words "I love you "😔

There’s someone for everyone

"Wait until you're an adult – then you'll understand"

that the covid vaccine works

[c=359E00]moon landing[/c]

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[c=002673]"When the state converts to no-fault insurance, your automobile policy rates will not increase." [/c]

Hard work will lead to success

I used real butter 🙄...no ..no you did not ..margarine is not butter

"your uncles will take good care of you"

[c=002673]Bruce Jenner is now a woman. 😳[/c]

That i was going to hell

"I love you"

I love you. You mean the world to me. You're my one and only. You are always my first choice, never a second best. I will always protect your heart. You are safe with me. I will always be honest with you. And I could go on....and on....and on.... What a lying bastard.

If you’ve got nothing to hide then you have nothing to fear from mass surveillance.

when my ex stood at the altar and said I will love you and honor you all the days of my life

That there's a world-wide health emergency called, Covid-19.

That you can trust the government

The god thing

I dunno

Probably lies about God and truth

That God wasn’t real.

The divine exist!

Ukraine is gonna win the war

🥺That I'd grow into my big ears.

Brexit, by all means, that

That my broken hip was going to heal.

Be yourself.

"everything will be fine"

This won't hurt

By my late mother, unfortunately. That everything she was doing for me was because she loved me. She interfered in my life to an insane extent and it was out of sheer selfishness; I think they call it narcissisim.., possibly.
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Santa’s real

Everything

That everything happens for a reason

That hard work pays off 😬

That Shepherd's Pie wasn't made from lambs. I loved it but have been vegetarian since I was nine.

https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/marjorie-taylor-greene-didnt-actually-say-jewish-space-lasers.4161018/

That being Gay was a choice. Guess what mofos? It ain't or I'd be eating pussy

That he loved me. That he wanted kids. That he was monogamous in a relationship. Biggies.

My girlfriend: "I didn't have sex with them."

can hardly care enough to remember lol

All is fair in love and war.

That I’m serious about commitment…