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TexChik · F
That Biden was elected
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justanothername · 51-55, M
@TexChik That Trump won… oh wait … he didn’t.
BWAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHA
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
I was told my entire childhood that my abusive step dad was my real father. He was abusive mentally, physically and even said stuff like he didn’t love me. He would actually tell me that. It was extremely difficult finding out it was a lie. I wish someone had just told me the truth
I never understood why I was such a fuck up that my own dad would beat me and insult me until I had an eating disorder and tell me he didn’t love me
Just tell your kids the truth damn
I never understood why I was such a fuck up that my own dad would beat me and insult me until I had an eating disorder and tell me he didn’t love me
Just tell your kids the truth damn
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DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@Catzgano I’m sorry to anyone who had to go through this but I admire you and your brothers courage and bravery
I don’t know why they have children either honestly
I don’t know why they have children either honestly
Catzgano · 31-35, F
@DeluxedEdition thanks. I admire your survival too
ElwoodBlues · M
The biggest lie still going on today is Trump's claim that the 2020 election was in any way "stolen."
Some cons believe the Dems masterminded a plot to fake millions of ballots for thousands of jurisdictions, sneak them into hundreds of counting centers, evading tens of thousands of watchful eyes, and not slip up once. Also that the Dems forgot to cheat downballot and control the Senate overwhelmingly. Plus, these cons believe the Dems are not competent to run a lemonade stand. No, I can't explain their cognitive dissonance.
Some cons believe the Dems masterminded a plot to fake millions of ballots for thousands of jurisdictions, sneak them into hundreds of counting centers, evading tens of thousands of watchful eyes, and not slip up once. Also that the Dems forgot to cheat downballot and control the Senate overwhelmingly. Plus, these cons believe the Dems are not competent to run a lemonade stand. No, I can't explain their cognitive dissonance.
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Emjay · 18-21, F
@ElwoodBlues Someone would have to be pretty dim to still believe Trump won.
Abstraction · 61-69, M
My sister told me there were two great emperors called Julius. Julius Seezer and Julius Caesar (Kazer, she pronounced it). Seezer was considered greater, but Julius Kazer conquered Britain so he was her favourite. So I end up a couple of years later in Grade 5 at primary school making an idiot of myself when I explained one conquered Britain and the other did something else.
She just constantly made stuff up and told me as if it was gospel. It took me years to work out why my knowledge of things was always wrong.
She just constantly made stuff up and told me as if it was gospel. It took me years to work out why my knowledge of things was always wrong.
Jackaloftheazuresand · 26-30, M
@Abstraction My sister did the same thing, she told me stuff like That 70's Show was filmed in the 70's
hunkalove · 61-69, M
God
Tennessee2 · 80-89, F
@hunkalove Nature cursed me into an Alabamian
ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP
"Let me be clear."
"I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."
"Russian collusion."
"I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."
"Russian collusion."
Jimmy2016 · 61-69, M
@ProfessorPlum77 He didn't. It was only a blow job............Which isn't sex.........
Chrisy3 · 18-21, F
Anything that comes out the mouth of a teenage boy! 👍
Lilnonames · F
@Chrisy3 hahaha they just want in yout pants
PatKirby · M
That if you don't adjust to a profoundly sick society, something is wrong with you.
LilPrincess · 46-50, F
The words "I love you "😔
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PEACH4LIFE · 46-50, F
@LilPrincess I agree with you.
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SlaveEt · 36-40, F
That Santa and God were real and that the 2020 election was fair and honest.
SlaveEt · 36-40, F
@TexasOutlawTrey
I disagree but don't begrudge you your beliefs.
I disagree but don't begrudge you your beliefs.
TheSentinel · M
@SlaveEt Of course the 2020 election was fair, and accurate. And the better man won.
Who said Santa isn't real?
Who said Santa isn't real?
SlaveEt · 36-40, F
@TheSentinel
Lol 😉
Lol 😉
SW-User
There’s someone for everyone
SW-User
@SW-User ugh, there’s another line of bs I’ve heard over and over…
I’m almost 40 and I have an 8 year old, I am exactly what no one wants to deal with. Regardless of who I am inside, being a single mom means I’m undateable. Unloveable. Too much work. Whatever. I gave up on it and prefer it that way. If I’m unloveable as a mom, then fuck all y’all 😆 I’m looking forward to a life of calm and travel alone. I’m that type of person anyway.
I’m almost 40 and I have an 8 year old, I am exactly what no one wants to deal with. Regardless of who I am inside, being a single mom means I’m undateable. Unloveable. Too much work. Whatever. I gave up on it and prefer it that way. If I’m unloveable as a mom, then fuck all y’all 😆 I’m looking forward to a life of calm and travel alone. I’m that type of person anyway.
SW-User
@SW-User You always make me smile. There ain't an ounce of bullshit in your makeup.
SW-User
@SW-User not one stupid drop
helenS · 36-40, F
"Wait until you're an adult – then you'll understand"
that the covid vaccine works
moon landing
anythingoes477 · M
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ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP
"When the state converts to no-fault insurance, your automobile policy rates will not increase."
firefall · 61-69, M
Hard work will lead to success
SW-User
I used real butter 🙄...no ..no you did not ..margarine is not butter
Torsten · 36-40, M
"your uncles will take good care of you"
ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP
Bruce Jenner is now a woman. 😳
meggie · F
That i was going to hell
SarithBorn · 18-21, M
"I love you"
basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
@SarithBorn oof, felt that, beem there.
LadyBronte · 56-60, F
I love you. You mean the world to me. You're my one and only. You are always my first choice, never a second best. I will always protect your heart. You are safe with me. I will always be honest with you. And I could go on....and on....and on.... What a lying bastard.
meJess · F
If you’ve got nothing to hide then you have nothing to fear from mass surveillance.
saragoodtimes · F
when my ex stood at the altar and said I will love you and honor you all the days of my life
PhoenixPhail · M
That there's a world-wide health emergency called, Covid-19.
SW-User
That you can trust the government
PatKirby · M
@SW-User
Or its sly relative "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you."
Or its sly relative "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you."
SW-User
@PatKirby that's even scarier and a bigger lie
MasterLee · 56-60, M
The god thing
MasterLee · 56-60, M
@Donotfolowme which one
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
@MasterLee Any
MasterLee · 56-60, M
@Donotfolowme no
I dunno
Probably lies about God and truth
Probably lies about God and truth
Aidan · 26-30, F
That God wasn’t real.
The divine exist!
The divine exist!
Tres13 · 51-55, M
Ukraine is gonna win the war
Lostpoet · M
🥺That I'd grow into my big ears.
val70 · 51-55
Brexit, by all means, that
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
That my broken hip was going to heal.
SW-User
Be yourself.
ImperialAerosolKidFromEP · 51-55, M
@SW-User that's a pretty good one. I always took that one to heart, but I should have been a little more cost-effective about it
"everything will be fine"
kodiac · 22-25, M
This won't hurt
alan20 · M
By my late mother, unfortunately. That everything she was doing for me was because she loved me. She interfered in my life to an insane extent and it was out of sheer selfishness; I think they call it narcissisim.., possibly.
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TexasOutlawTrey · M
Santa’s real
Peaceandnamaste · 26-30, F
Everything
That everything happens for a reason
@helenS Sorry 😬 I did see you recommend different groups for people recently. I was wondering why is all.
helenS · 36-40, F
@Ozymandiaz I'm a member of that group myself, and it seemed so fitting to your post 🌷
@helenS That is very kind. Thank you 😌
Ryannnnnn · 31-35, M
That hard work pays off 😬
CrazyMusicLover · 31-35
@helenS It might but not necessarily to the one who does the work. 😬 Always check who you work for first. Yourself or someone else?
SW-User
@helenS I completely burnt myself out working for others who stole credit for my work and denied me time off when I found possible breast cancer 😆 employers dgaf about their people. We are disposable
helenS · 36-40, F
@Ryannnnnn @CrazyMusicLover @SW-User Ok ok ok there will never be a success guarantee in life.
On the other hand, if you refuse to work hard because you might fail, then you will fail definitely.
On the other hand, if you refuse to work hard because you might fail, then you will fail definitely.
alan20 · M
That Shepherd's Pie wasn't made from lambs. I loved it but have been vegetarian since I was nine.
MasterLee · 56-60, M
https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/marjorie-taylor-greene-didnt-actually-say-jewish-space-lasers.4161018/
TrashCat · M
That being Gay was a choice. Guess what mofos? It ain't or I'd be eating pussy
PoetryNEmotion · F
That he loved me. That he wanted kids. That he was monogamous in a relationship. Biggies.
exexec · 61-69, C
My girlfriend: "I didn't have sex with them."
SW-User
can hardly care enough to remember lol
MrSmooTh · 31-35, M
All is fair in love and war.
Catzgano · 31-35, F
That I’m serious about commitment…
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