I think it's weird that Im 41 years old, have been employed my whole adult life and have never once been drug tested.

@SW-User Sounds like the ring lead in a women's jail. Is her name "Big Rhonda"?

@SW-User gross. Every time I have taken a ua and stared at the person while they were staring at me, they would say something like, "You're really making me uncomfortable" to which I would rely, " Yeah same bto, your making me uncomfortable staring at my junk like that". Then one time this guy says, "Look this isn't easy on either of us, let's just get through this and go home". I was like whoa! Whoa whoa whoa! Pump the brakes home boy!

@HoeBag large Marge, 😂

@PoizonApple Yeah I was discriminated against, how dare they! I was innocent! I was set up! Isn't that what all guilty people say? 😂

@SW-User yes indeed! If it means anything if they had drug tested me at certain times id be fired too

@SW-User 😲

@zerofuks2give
Don't worry, they s-t-r-e-t-c-h

....or not, as the case may be 🤭🤣🤣

@Lacemaker Can I just trade you booty pics for rubbers? Lol

@zerofuks2give
🤣🤣🤣

It's ok 👍🏻
I'm good at guessing, especially when I saw you sealing that hole ☺️

but it’s a reality already 😿 @zerofuks2give

@deathfairy I sleep better at night knowing that hot ass is real

Get a room you two

@SweetNSassy good! Im glad about that

@theAlchemist surprised!

@OnePatheticClown that's comforting. Are you American?

@empanadas maybe so