Don't need a weapon, I have 5 years of kickboxing experience with 20+ years of weight training. I learned how to more bare knuckle box a bag that was nearly as hard as cement. Developed good kicks and punches from that experience.

A pillow, lol 😅

Baseball bat...I keep it there for just such an occasion

A windex bottle 😱

Tell him, the Patriots are winning and it's the final two minutes. WAIT!

My precious Klipsch bookshelf speaker.😥

My remote control for the TV.

An empty Kirkland water bottle : (

Nail cutter lol but he will fall for my cats 😍. and police will get here before anything hehe

My anime figurine collection.

My school backpack. Lol. ALL HIS.

A pencil.

My laptop.

Bag of potatoes chips

a book

my cat...

well its either my Teddy Bear , sickem Teddy ! or its the cd am fm radio

My bed

Drink bottle....

My wife's pillow.

My tissue -_-
I'm dead

your mobile phone

A lamp

My go-to is to make a fist with my keys in it

scissors...if I tried I could get to my Swiss army knife though...or I could just stab the hell out of them with pencils