An intruder breaks into your house. You don't have much time to retaliate, so you grab the first thing you see to your right.

A pillow, lol 😅

Baseball bat...I keep it there for just such an occasion

A windex bottle 😱

Don't need a weapon, I have 5 years of kickboxing experience with 20+ years of weight training. I learned how to more bare knuckle box a bag that was nearly as hard as cement. Developed good kicks and punches from that experience.

Tell him, the Patriots are winning and it's the final two minutes. WAIT!

My precious Klipsch bookshelf speaker.😥

My remote control for the TV.

An empty Kirkland water bottle : (

Nail cutter lol but he will fall for my cats 😍. and police will get here before anything hehe

My anime figurine collection.

My school backpack. Lol. ALL HIS.

A pencil.

My laptop.

Bag of potatoes chips

a book

my cat...

well its either my Teddy Bear , sickem Teddy ! or its the cd am fm radio

My bed

Drink bottle....

My wife's pillow.

My tissue -_-
I'm dead

your mobile phone

A lamp

My go-to is to make a fist with my keys in it

scissors...if I tried I could get to my Swiss army knife though...or I could just stab the hell out of them with pencils