Shes so lucky to have you....you're a catch

Are you still collecting the neighbouring ladies' underwear from the washing lines, Professor?

Hopefully she runs!

Welcome back, dear Andy. 😄

You need to get a life mate.

If a man went through my handbag, read my diary, etc ........

....... he may wonder where his manhood went

q.v : Ms Bobbit

You sound controlling!! Hope she leaves you.

I know how you must be suffering, Professor. You should probably keep her, especially if she irons your socks and underwear, but if you need a sidechick my sister is available. She is 74, an obese cigarette-smoking born-again Christian who has been married 4 times but she does iron.

Lolz

Allau ackbar this is such a problem these days.

"Orders..." 🤔 Yikes on bikes😬

Why does your wife not respect you :)

You never disappoint!!! GOOD one!!! 🤣🤣🤣 And what's even funnier are all the dweebs who didn't realize you were joking! 🤭🤭🤭

you're joking right? 😒

Well, if you were muslim boy, then you need to get a backbone buddy.

Only three jobs?

Andy, Andy, Andy. I don’t know where you’ve been but it is much harder to rage-bait than it once was. We have professionals doing it now.

Still, I’m glad you’re still with us.

Your sense of humor is out of whack

If she thinks you did something to earn this disrespect, then ask yourself why.
If not, then find another woman man.
Its not worth the time if you are putting in and she is not respecting you as a man.
Good luck. ☺

Ignores my orders 😶

If this post was intended humorously, it's a very effective example of an unreliable narrator. If it's genuine, the most helpful place to start is acknowledging that the behaviors you've described would cause many people to feel controlled and resentful, and want to stab you in the neck.

This has to be fake right? I mean even this is a lot for a catfish hunter

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