Shes so lucky to have you....you're a catch

Are you still collecting the neighbouring ladies' underwear from the washing lines, Professor?

Hopefully she runs!

Welcome back, dear Andy. 😄

You sound controlling!! Hope she leaves you.

I know how you must be suffering, Professor. You should probably keep her, especially if she irons your socks and underwear, but if you need a sidechick my sister is available. She is 74, an obese cigarette-smoking born-again Christian who has been married 4 times but she does iron.

Lolz

Allau ackbar this is such a problem these days.

"Orders..." 🤔 Yikes on bikes😬

You never disappoint!!! GOOD one!!! 🤣🤣🤣 And what's even funnier are all the dweebs who didn't realize you were joking! 🤭🤭🤭

you're joking right? 😒

you best see a shrink.you nead a lot of help and not from the wife.if you leave you could probably find a nut house to take care of you

Well, if you were muslim boy, then you need to get a backbone buddy.

Andy, Andy, Andy. I don’t know where you’ve been but it is much harder to rage-bait than it once was. We have professionals doing it now.

Still, I’m glad you’re still with us.

Your sense of humor is out of whack

If she thinks you did something to earn this disrespect, then ask yourself why.
If not, then find another woman man.
Its not worth the time if you are putting in and she is not respecting you as a man.
Good luck. ☺

Ignores my orders 😶

If this post was intended humorously, it's a very effective example of an unreliable narrator. If it's genuine, the most helpful place to start is acknowledging that the behaviors you've described would cause many people to feel controlled and resentful, and want to stab you in the neck.

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