Related to monkeys? Well, if monkeys are so smart why did it take an infinite amount of them to write the whole works of Ronald Shakespeare

@Zaphod42 Indeed Sir 'Is this a badger I see before me'? So spake King Lear in the 'Scottish Play'. Commonly known as 'Megadeath'.

@TrunkZ Sir, I was talking about monkeys not primates. Do not come on here with your book learning words and try to usur...unsurp...urine...er...bugger up my legitimate post.

@AndysAttic It appears there was a cover up afoot. Upon conducting research on "The Internet", I happened upon an obviously fake study wherein no Shakespeare was written by monkeys. "The Internet" also tried to throw me off track by claiming that Ronald Shakespear was not a writer at all but an Argentine graphic designer.

Recognizing the deception I immediately discontinued any further research. I defer to your expertise as to whether NASA had a hand in this attempted treachery reflected in the sources below


https://web.archive.org/web/20040201230858/http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0%2C1284%2C58790%2C00.html


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Shakespear

@Fa8393 Using the 'small yellow bus' analogy would certainly prove that we have not grown.

@Fa8393 I would suggest you read some of Andy's other posts in his history if you want to get an idea of what sort of individual he is. You'll want to do so with a grain of salt and with your tongue in your cheek.