Monsters always look in their closets to make sure there is no Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can count to infinity. Twice.

chuck norris actually passed away years ago. the grim reaper just hasn't worked up the courage to tell him.

Chuck threw a hand grenade and it killed three people..... Then it exploded....

Chuck is a great man. He had an incredible career as an actor, and now he's taking care of his wife who is ill and who needs him.
They also run a non-profit organization called KickstartKids, which provides karate lessons to children.
He's 83 now.
🌷 <== for Chuck

Chuck is one of my best students.

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience

When Chuck Norris was exposed to the COVID-19 virus, the virus became ill and died.

Chuck Norris doesn't set an alarm clock. Time stops until he is ready to wake up.

Every time he works out there's an earthquake

The casting director for The Terminator originally wanted to cast Chuck Norris in the title role. James Cameron shot the idea down because it would have made the death scene too unrealistic.