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U.S. President Barack Obama won a Nobel Peace Prize in 2009.

I think former President Trump would kill for one.

(Apologies to the great Steven Wright).

Do you have a favorite one-liner? Maybe even one from Steven Wright?
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
Steven Wright is brilliant.

“What did Jesus ever do for Santa on his birthday?”

“I went to a store and they said sorry, we’re closed. I said but you have a sign that says open 24 hours. And they said well, not in a row.”
RenFur · 70-79, M

Even when you've heard them before, his sublime nonsense is funny all over again :D
I love Steven Wright.

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time.”

So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
RenFur · 70-79, M

I saw that one while reviewing 75 of his one-liners... you could've written that, too.
God bless his one liners.

Why don’t they make the entire plane out of that black box stuff?…
RenFur · 70-79, M

You do pretty well my friend.
NiteRaven93 · 26-30, M
"Get to the Choppa"
Arnold Schwarzenegger
graphite · 61-69, M
To this day, nobody knows why Obama won that award. Not even him.
Steven Wright is brilliant.
"I stayed up one night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."
After a .50cal bullet went through the stomach of a three month old baby girl at a wedding party one of his drones targeted in Pakistan, an ally nation, Obama should have been arrested and charged with war crimes.
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Longpatrol · 31-35, M
@RenFur I deleted my first reply, sorry for the aggression :(
RenFur · 70-79, M

That's ok... I overreacted. But Kissinger was a horrible choice for the Peace Prize.
Longpatrol · 31-35, M
@RenFur I don't disagree.

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