U.S. President Barack Obama won a Nobel Peace Prize in 2009.

I think former President Trump would kill for one.

(Apologies to the great Steven Wright).

Do you have a favorite one-liner? Maybe even one from Steven Wright?

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OlderSometimesWiser · F

I love Steven Wright.

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time.”

So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

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I saw that one while reviewing 75 of his one-liners... you could've written that, too.