U.S. President Barack Obama won a Nobel Peace Prize in 2009.

I think former President Trump would kill for one.

(Apologies to the great Steven Wright).

Do you have a favorite one-liner? Maybe even one from Steven Wright?

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Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M

Steven Wright is brilliant.

“What did Jesus ever do for Santa on his birthday?”

“I went to a store and they said sorry, we’re closed. I said but you have a sign that says open 24 hours. And they said well, not in a row.”

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Even when you've heard them before, his sublime nonsense is funny all over again :D