Your momma's so obese...
Poll - Total Votes: 13
Her blood type is Ragú
I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
When she fell no one laughed but the sidewalk cracked up
When she sat at WalMart she lowered the prices
During a full moon she turns into a WereHouse
Her pronouns are lb/kg
She uses a boomerang to put her belt on
She's got triabetes
When she went to the beach Greenpeace pushed her back in the water
When she walks across the room the radio skips
You may vote on multiple answers, up to 3.
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