Usually Morgan the cat, looking to take a swipe at my leg.

Boxes we haven't unpacked from when we moved 10 years ago.

Potato dust.

slippers, panties, a bra and I wondered where that was

No idea -- we're too scared to look and see what's making those noises.

A dead body.

The boogie man in time out......He knows what he did 😒

I think a smoke detector would be a safer source of noise in case of a fire. 😬

Heels, nothing but heels all the way around my entire bed.

That lady that phoned in must have made a new boyfriend! Therefore, the fireworks she has not seen in years! LOL

Probably some random dog toys, they keep going missing. 🤔

I’d rather not know

Everyone hopes for fireworks in the bedroom.

Empty drawers.

I think there is just spare bed parts under there

Couple of bodies

Carpet.

Bed clothes

A broken guitar I found in the trash.

Monsters lol

*Throws firecracker under her bed*

😂

Dust bunnies and stray fur from my cat.

A few guns.

Ghost turds and a big tube of lube.

Holy moly ! Only a couple of books and my slippers.
And occasionally dust bunnies.

Ghost turds mostly

Junk

Oh now that is definitely safe 😳 there is a few pair of shoes and a collectors Monopoly game.