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Tell me an refreshing statement that could earn you a black eye

Here are some I came up with:

Honey, You don't look as fat as you did yesterday


Your girlfriend came over over today and complained about small your dick is

WizardofOz · 26-30, M Best Comment
This was one my girlfriend said to me! "I should have listened to my parents and dated your brother but you're better in bed, so I picked you". That girl is as witty as they come!
HumanEarth · 56-60, F
Perfect black eye right there
WizardofOz · 26-30, M
@HumanEarth lol...She said it because I told her a joke after she kept telling me she didn't wanna hear it.

Matt85 · 36-40, M
"You would be gorgeous if you were thin"
HumanEarth · 56-60, F
You know Matt, I thought this post was going to be a hit. But looks like everyone is too shy to post something.
Matt85 · 36-40, M
@HumanEarth its only for the brave 😎
HumanEarth · 56-60, F
Like another post of mine, Say The Weird Thing
slorollin · 41-45, M
"Even though you act like your mother at least you don't look like her"
HumanEarth · 56-60, F
Nice
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HumanEarth · 56-60, F
Now back when I was young and went through part of that Sex slave/Feminization phase time of my life. I'm talking like fresh out highschool age.

With all the make-up, wig and all stuff. I'm sure I could have passed.

Today, part of me wants to forget about that past life of mine. But that's how I learned I don't like being feminine and I'm bad at being told what to do.

I also learned that I'm not a submissive type person either. Just by having that experience.
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