life hack: if you ever have jury duty and want to get out of it just tell them you're racist....

captainPicard1 · 80-89, M

Turn up in a Star Trek uniform

MarineBob · 56-60, M

The one time I was on a grand jury they forgot to exclude me. Of course they didn't get their indictment

THEREALDONALDTRUMPparody · 70-79, M

Go as an Adult baby, it works there was a news story a few years back!

SW-User

I just tell them I have mental problems,present a doctor's note......Bam!!!!!! permanently disqualified

PatKirby · M

From My Cousin Vinny.

graphite · 61-69, M

I've seen a guy get released when he said compulsory jury duty violated his Constitutional right against involuntary servitude. Nice move on his part.

Nebula · 41-45, F

I said I don't feel like I have the right to judge other people, that worked and it's better than being labeled a racist

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Dustyhands · 46-50, M

Don’t have to go that far, just remember the phrase…
“No your honor, I don’t think I can set aside my prejudices.”

Muthafukajones · 46-50, M

I get huge insurance benefits if I have jury duty. I’d totally do it for the break from work!

Fentonisfree · 51-55, M

A mate of mine got paid by the court, and by work, so he was happy 💷💷💷

Pretzel · 61-69, M

I was thinking of showing up in a Grim Reaper outfit:)

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JamesBugman · 56-60, T

How much will the defendant pay me if I set him free?

MasterLee · 56-60, M

Won't work if you are a democrat

Sojournersoul · M

That will do it. 😂😂😂

SubstantialKick · 36-40, M

Lol

Rolexeo · 26-30, M

I'm 28 and never been called, I think they know

empanadas · 31-35, M

Bruh i started acting like a crackhead jumping up and down. Claiming the world was ending. Ever got ask to do it again 😂

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