life hack: if you ever have jury duty and want to get out of it

just tell them you're racist. works everytime

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graphite · 61-69, M

I've seen a guy get released when he said compulsory jury duty violated his Constitutional right against involuntary servitude. Nice move on his part.

DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F

@graphite does this also apply to a draft

graphite · 61-69, M

@DeluxedEdition It absolutely should. Right now, we have men required to sign up for Selective Service while women are exempt. But there hasn't been an actual military draft in 50 years.