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Dad calls 9-1-1, says “I think my wife is dead.”
Operator asks, “What do you mean, you ‘think’ she’s dead?”
“Well”, the dad says, “The s*x is the same, but the dishes have started to pile up.”

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Straylight · 31-35, F

A guy calls 911 and says “My friend just got hit by a car! I think he’s dead!”
The operator says “Calm down sir. First thing we have to do is make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a pause and then she hears a gunshot. The man gets back on the line and goes “Ok, now what?”

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Straylight 😂

Bexsy

I'm telling mom 😲

BobbyMoeven · 51-55, M

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