Scribbles · 36-40, F
Lol. This reminds me of my mom..she's fond of cozy murder mystery books. And a lot of them will have names like murder by chocolate, or the main character is always a baker or something like that. Lol.
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
@Scribbles "Cozy murder mystery" 😂
Scribbles · 36-40, F
@SunshineGirl "cozy murder mysteries" is how she always describes the genre. I think it's funny too.
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
If I were looking to commit the perfect crime, I would seed all the clues in the "essential" report I am compelled to submit fortnightly to my manager to account for my actions, because I have complete confidence that it is never read 🤨
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@SunshineGirl There was a news story a few years ago about an English professor who, in the middle of his syllabus, stated that he had placed $50 in a certain locker on campus. He gave the locker number and the combination and said whoever got there first could keep the money.
He checked at the end of the semester. The money was still there.
He checked at the end of the semester. The money was still there.
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
@DrWatson That's clever, but all the same poor man. Where do you go from there when you are being universally ignored at work? 😕
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@SunshineGirl I am a math professor. Many students ignore the syllabus, but I make sure they can't ignore me! 😈
turnedtostone · 56-60, F
Yeah ,we don't want to know about your whole life we just want the recipe for the freaking macaroni and cheese already !🤨
assemblingaknob · 31-35, F
Ikr. I fcking hate when they do that. Like I don't fcking care if you make it for your grandchildren on the weekends and what your neighbours say about the aroma when they walk past your house and how the recipe has been passed down from generation to generation over 3 centuries and how your family is Irish, Icelandic, German, Latino mix..
Just gimme the damn recipe.
Just gimme the damn recipe.
pride49 · 31-35, M
Yeah idgaf. It's hot in this kitchen. And I gotta make some fucking food. No soccer mom fluff vagina bullshit. I'd rather have the recipe. It's why I clicked on it in the first place.