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I can relate!

DrWatson
70-79, M
10 replies 132 views Aug 25, 2023
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SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
If I were looking to commit the perfect crime, I would seed all the clues in the "essential" report I am compelled to submit fortnightly to my manager to account for my actions, because I have complete confidence that it is never read 🤨
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DrWatson · 70-79, M
@SunshineGirl There was a news story a few years ago about an English professor who, in the middle of his syllabus, stated that he had placed $50 in a certain locker on campus. He gave the locker number and the combination and said whoever got there first could keep the money.

He checked at the end of the semester. The money was still there.
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SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
@DrWatson That's clever, but all the same poor man. Where do you go from there when you are being universally ignored at work? 😕
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DrWatson · 70-79, M
@SunshineGirl I am a math professor. Many students ignore the syllabus, but I make sure they can't ignore me! 😈
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