A ham sandwich walks into a bar…

A rope walks into a bar and orders a drink and the bartender says "we don't serve ropes in here, get out"

The rope leaves but still wants a drink so he decides to disguise himself and bushes up his ends and then twists himself all around himself and walks back in and orders a drink.

The bartender looks at him and says "Hey, aren't you that rope I just tossed out a minute ago?"

The rope looks at him and says "I'm a frayed knot."

A Grasshopper walks into a bar. The Barman says. "Hey! We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper says. "Imagine that. A drink called Trevor."😷

Three SW users walk into a bar and the bartender says, "That's it! I quit."

The bartender says, "we don't serve your sort in here."
A faster than light particle walks into a bar.

LMAO 🤦‍♀️ 😅

😃ha ha