A ham sandwich walks into a bar…
and orders a drink. Bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here!”
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Vin53 · M
A rope walks into a bar and orders a drink and the bartender says "we don't serve ropes in here, get out"
The rope leaves but still wants a drink so he decides to disguise himself and bushes up his ends and then twists himself all around himself and walks back in and orders a drink.
The bartender looks at him and says "Hey, aren't you that rope I just tossed out a minute ago?"
The rope looks at him and says "I'm a frayed knot."
The rope leaves but still wants a drink so he decides to disguise himself and bushes up his ends and then twists himself all around himself and walks back in and orders a drink.
The bartender looks at him and says "Hey, aren't you that rope I just tossed out a minute ago?"
The rope looks at him and says "I'm a frayed knot."
ElwoodBlues · M
