A ham sandwich walks into a bar…

and orders a drink. Bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here!”

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A Grasshopper walks into a bar. The Barman says. "Hey! We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper says. "Imagine that. A drink called Trevor."😷

SW-User

@whowasthatmaskedman Wasn't that a white horse?

😀

SW-User

A man walks into a bar. He said "Ouch!" It was an iron bar.

In memory of the late, great, Tommy Cooper

whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M

@SW-User OK. I had to think about that one for a few seconds. Well done..😷

whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M

@SW-User I can do better..... "A bay fur seal walks into a club."😷.