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dancingtongue · 80-89, M
Well, the sandals are a new one on me.
We had a watch goose when my kids were young. Guarded the backyard than any dog -- puts up a louder racket at the slightest thing amiss, willing to fight anything (except a ring of several raccoons, but that's another story) and once they spread their wings in attack mode, scare practically anything away (albeit prior exception and the one instance coming up).
My youngest decided he wanted to take the goose to a Pet Day his school was having one weekend. Somehow we got a leash on it. So we go to this Pet Day, my son proudly walks in with this goose on the leash amidst a crowd of kids and parents with more traditional household pets. The dogs and the goose eye each other, the dogs start barking and growling, pulling on their leashes, the goose opts for flight -- the fleeing on foot kind rather than flying kind, thankfully -- I grab the leash before it starts dragging my kid, I wind up with the goose cradled in my arms and its poop trailing down my shirt and pants. The principal had mercy on us, and rather than waiting for the judging and awards ceremony, immediately gave us a ribbon for "most unusual pet" and we were able to beat a hasty retreat.
Perhaps it was the lack of sandals.
We had a watch goose when my kids were young. Guarded the backyard than any dog -- puts up a louder racket at the slightest thing amiss, willing to fight anything (except a ring of several raccoons, but that's another story) and once they spread their wings in attack mode, scare practically anything away (albeit prior exception and the one instance coming up).
My youngest decided he wanted to take the goose to a Pet Day his school was having one weekend. Somehow we got a leash on it. So we go to this Pet Day, my son proudly walks in with this goose on the leash amidst a crowd of kids and parents with more traditional household pets. The dogs and the goose eye each other, the dogs start barking and growling, pulling on their leashes, the goose opts for flight -- the fleeing on foot kind rather than flying kind, thankfully -- I grab the leash before it starts dragging my kid, I wind up with the goose cradled in my arms and its poop trailing down my shirt and pants. The principal had mercy on us, and rather than waiting for the judging and awards ceremony, immediately gave us a ribbon for "most unusual pet" and we were able to beat a hasty retreat.
Perhaps it was the lack of sandals.
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