A Cape Buffalo gored you? My *ss! Those are claw marks! You've been tom-catting around with that b*tch from that other pride again, haven't you?

Richard never again told his wife to "calm down".

No YOU make ME a sandwich

You may be the boss of the jungle but I am the boss of this house,is it clear?

This is what happens when a boy has a terrible return to a womans pick upline in a bar meeting a girl for the first time!

“You went and saw The Lion King, without me??!!”

"No, I will NOT! Three times in one day is enough! "

"My mother told me not to marry you!"

You said it was just one beer and you'd be home in an hour... three days ago.

Get your lazy Leo ass up!!

He is being told
If you think your getting it off with me you have another thing coming 😊

You want to put it where?!?

Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.

Hey our marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.

It's 4:30 in the morning Leo....

You best bow to your queen
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Now go put on that outfit I layed out for you . We are late enough as it is ...

I told you, I have a headache

It will s three in the morning, you have been on your breath and you want me to believe you were visiting a friend in the hospital????

"More than anything else in the world"

Hunting more like lazing it at the watering hole, what am I to feed the kids now
Nevermind I'll do it myself as usual and you're not getting any

Yes my love

so you think shes attractive !

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Ive been hunting all day and you can't lift a finger to clean the house, where is your pride?

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.

OOOOOHHH just out with the guys fishing huh!? so how do you explain all this glitter?????

It's your turn to do the dishes!

Excuse me?! Just What did you say?! Huh?! Come on your majesty! I can’t hear you! Say it! Say it!!! Ohh ohh ohhh!!

What do you mean you’re off to the pub ?

Really, not even an extra in the Lion King!

“Come back home late again, you got a problem with me!!”

All the goid ones have already been used 😊

I asked you to do one thing, 1 thing is all I asked!!

Alright, alright I said you can have a biscuit!

You did what? ... With who? ... And they're how old?

"You didn't lift the seat!!!"

What time do you call this

How many times have I told you! Don’t talk about your exes!

Hope i still get some tonight

No Leo,Tampons do NOT make a good Christmas present!

I saw what was on your phone!!!!

The Honeymooners.

Happy wife, happy life.

"When asking your mother in law for a favor"

Him: But babe the games on

Her: I said Now!

My sister!!!???! How could you!!!!!